Ass physics

I never thought a term like this existed but physics has penetrated new fields. From this CNET article comes this quote:

Abram said that Virtually Jenna allows players to highly customize their characters, including giving those wanting men with different size genitalia the ability to get what they want.
The same goes for what Abram called "ass physics," essentially the firmness of the male buttocks.

While they are talking about male buttocks it seems to me that ass physics in the female shows more varied and complex behavior, the study of which could keep physicists busy for decades to come. While behaviour close to the equilibrium seems to be easily modeled with damped oscillatory equations and even driven behavior around that point is not so complex




But asses driven far from equilibrium show varied and interesting behavior.




Additional complications are introduced when you consider asses covered with thin wet gridlike networks of natural or artificial fibres. These need to be studied not only from a movement point of view but also the physics of how light behaves with these fibres when they are in touch with the underlying skin or not.


In conclusion, this newly observed phenomena needs to be deeply investigated by theoretical and experimental means. Massive interest shown by teenagers in this field could lead to a new generation of physicists and, maybe, even a couple of Nobel prizes.